See if you stomach doesn't drop at 1:02. Or see if your jaw doesn't drop at 1:11.
Saturday, May 31, 2008
Here's Something Amazing To Ruin Your Saturday: The End, Nuclear War
Here's everyone's worst nightmare made from clips of about 800 movies set to music.
Friday, May 30, 2008
Prince: Stupid. Radiohead: Prince Is Stupid.
Prince has YouTube remove videos of his performance at Coachella, citing "copyright violation." The performance was his cover of Radiohead's "Creep." Radiohead steps in: "It's our song - unblock it." Click pic.
SarahJessicaParkerLooksLikeAHorse.com...
...is pretty much exactly what it sounds like. And it made me cry. Not because is so cruel, but because it's so perfect. Click pic. (My personal favorite is pic 15...but go ahead and click through all of them.)
Thinking Chihuahua looks off into the distance to contemplate how many ways I'm right in making fun of Sarah Jessica Parker.
Thinking Chihuahua looks off into the distance to contemplate how many ways I'm right in making fun of Sarah Jessica Parker.
Scarlett Johansson's Debut Album Sells Worse Than Kevin Federline's
Captain Obvious STRIKES AGAIN! Click pic.
Battery Powered Robot Climbs Grand Canyon
The Evolta Robot is the mascot for Panasonic's new Evolta batteries. He's cute, has a wonky eye, and can climb. The company says the new battery cell - called Evolta, combining "evolution" and "voltage" - can keep gadgets running 20 percent longer than offerings from rivals Duracell and Energizer.
Guinness World Records certified Evolta as "the longest-lasting AA alkaline battery cell," based on testing under guidelines set by the industry's International Electrotechnical Commission this year.
To prove the long-lastingness of his batteries, the 5-ounce, 7-inch robot climbed a rope dangling in the Grand Canyon for as long as he could. When his batteries finally crapped out, he had climbed 1,740 feet over the span of 6 hours, 46 minutes. One onlooker had this to say about the feat: "That was the most boring fucking thing I've ever seen."
Guinness World Records certified Evolta as "the longest-lasting AA alkaline battery cell," based on testing under guidelines set by the industry's International Electrotechnical Commission this year.
To prove the long-lastingness of his batteries, the 5-ounce, 7-inch robot climbed a rope dangling in the Grand Canyon for as long as he could. When his batteries finally crapped out, he had climbed 1,740 feet over the span of 6 hours, 46 minutes. One onlooker had this to say about the feat: "That was the most boring fucking thing I've ever seen."
Thursday, May 29, 2008
It Was Only a Matter Of Time: The Best of Radiohead CD Set
This is as big a "no-brainer" as you're going to find. The Best of Radiohead ($20; June 3) is a 2 CD set of the big R's best, from Pablo Honey through Hail to the Thief, along with a bonus disc featuring 13 tracks not featured on the band's prior studio albums.
"Creep," "Karma Police," "High and Dry" — they're all there, just in case you have a gaping hole in your collection where the band's first six albums should be. If you're looking for a smaller set or different formats, the compilation will also be pared down to a single CD, and made available as a quadruple vinyl or digital set. Click pic for more info.
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"Creep," "Karma Police," "High and Dry" — they're all there, just in case you have a gaping hole in your collection where the band's first six albums should be. If you're looking for a smaller set or different formats, the compilation will also be pared down to a single CD, and made available as a quadruple vinyl or digital set. Click pic for more info.
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Om Nom Nom Nom
Is Omnomnomnom.com stupid? Yeah pretty much. But is it going to take up the rest of your time today? Possibly.
Click pic. After the jump, hit "Refresh" on your browser for more pics. And remember: if you're not saying 'Om Nom Nom Nom' out loud at the same time as looking at these pictures then you're doing it wrong.
Click pic. After the jump, hit "Refresh" on your browser for more pics. And remember: if you're not saying 'Om Nom Nom Nom' out loud at the same time as looking at these pictures then you're doing it wrong.
Sex and the City...Guess What Lady...It's NOT THAT GOOD
A self-proclaimed "Sex and the City" fanatic was scammed for $19,000 for fake premiere tickets. Oh yeah, and she flew in from Singapore. Click pic.
Pterodactyls Weren't Always In the Air
Apparently scientists have discovered pterosaurs were strongly adapted for land life. Click pic.
WTF? Video Of the Day: Batman Has Patience
Some dude ("Batman") trying to get his girlfriend back...with this amazing rendition of Guns n' Roses' "Patience." Journey into the mind of the Caped Crusader on this raw and emotional tour de force.
Do It Yourself: Skittle Vodka. Yeah. You Read That Right.
Okay, so who's going to try this too? Click pic for the knowledge.
Wednesday, May 28, 2008
Jessica Simpson Does Country
The first single from Jessica Simpsons country album has finally leaked online, and I don’t usually listen to music about whiskey and waffles, but I guess this sounds okay. She has a good voice for country, and she's blonde with big tits, so this will probably be a big hit record. Of course those dogs who bark Christmas carols have a big hit record too, so apparently making a popular record isn’t as hard as it might seem.
10 Years Ago Today, Some Crazy B*tch Killed Phil Hartman
Here is the cast of "NewsRadio" saying goodbye in the first episode after his death.
Tuesday, May 27, 2008
Wale + Justice = COOL
"W.A.L.E.D.A.N.C.E" by Wale
Her's a track by Wale with the backtracking of Justice's D.A.N.C.E. It's pretty fantastic. If you want the MP3...click HERE.
Her's a track by Wale with the backtracking of Justice's D.A.N.C.E. It's pretty fantastic. If you want the MP3...click HERE.
Finally Proven, Something That Never Made Any Sense To Me: Eating Five To Six Smaller Meals a Day Won't Help Weight Loss
Captain Obvious never gets a day off! Click pic.
Duffy Performs Hot Chip's "Ready For the Floor"
I don't know who Duffy is, nor do I care, but I've been listening to this on the iPizzle the last few days. Enjoy.
Memorial Day Mixtape!!! 5/26/2008
Okay, so I was asked why I didn't come up with a mixtape for the holiday, so although it may be a little late, but the party's probably just getting started...here it is!
Enjoy!
Enjoy!
Monday, May 26, 2008
Weekend Mixtape!!! 5/23/2008
Okay, so this week is a little different. The mixtape is a little bit longer, and the rage is getting a little broader. I've also included videos of some of the videos for the songs that I thought were kinda cool. Again, don't forget there's new stuff being added all the time, so check below this post. Anyway, I'm sure there's enough of you out there that deserve this weekend. I know I do. So let's get it started.
Paris
Revolution 909
Losing a Whole Year
Aeroplane
Coffee & TV
Paris
Revolution 909
Losing a Whole Year
Aeroplane
Coffee & TV
Sunday, May 25, 2008
Play This Game Now!
The game is called Music Catch. Basically, you move the mouse around and collect all the shapes. Yellow is good. Red is REALLY shitty. And purple is awesome. Also, prepare yourself for some of the most beautiful piano you've hear heard. Click pic.
HOLY F*CKING SHIT: F*ck YOU Rock Band...Guitar Hero...WORLD TOUR
Just click both fucking links. I am SO all over this! I'm not sure I even care what I have to buy. Click pics.
For this first video don't worry about the bullshit advert.
And yes...it comes with a better drum set than Rock Band.
For this first video don't worry about the bullshit advert.
And yes...it comes with a better drum set than Rock Band.
Here's a Song For All You Ladies Who Kiss Ladies
"I Kissed a Girl" by Katy Perry...
...who is WAY more attractive than Jill Sobule who coined the same phrase in 1995.
I Kissed A Girl
...who is WAY more attractive than Jill Sobule who coined the same phrase in 1995.
I Kissed A Girl
Saturday, May 24, 2008
Awesome: Alice In Wonderland Remix
I don't care for cartoon, much less the old ones, but this is amazing. I think I'll listen to it a few more times.
The Crawfish and the Cat
If nothing else, this video is good for its usage of the cover of Darth Vader's Imperial Theme.
This Movie Will Lead Me To Orgasm
Here's the trailer for Righteous Kill starring Robert DeNiro and Al Pacino, two of my favorite actors. I've posted the trailer before but I think this one's a little different and looks even better than the last.
Friday, May 23, 2008
"They Call Me NATSY!"
Some jerk thinks it's smart to jump down a hill. Then he hits his head on the side of a rock.
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Does This B*tch EVER Close Her Mouth???
At first it's funny, then it just gets creepy. In every picture, she has her fucking mouth open. RLY! The last pic is excellent! Click pic.
For the Record: I Hate Weezer
"Pork and Beans" by Weezer
As I stated above, I hate Weezer. I've hated them for years. There were one of my favorite bands all the way up until they ruined their career with the green album. Then Maladroit came out and that wasn't THAT bad, but everything after that never should've been made. Now I'm not going to say that I'm a born again Weezer fan, 'cause I don't even think such a thing exists, but I really enjoy this song. And most of the reason why is probably because they made this video with some of the best internet stars around. And it was kinda cool to see them recreate and participate with the band.
Things I feel worth mentioning...
Numa Numa
The dramatic prairie dog
All your base
Kevin Federline diggin' the jam
Light saber drumsticks. Damn I wish I had a pair of those.
The hummping banana
Charlie the unicorn
A catchy (new) Weezer song???
As I stated above, I hate Weezer. I've hated them for years. There were one of my favorite bands all the way up until they ruined their career with the green album. Then Maladroit came out and that wasn't THAT bad, but everything after that never should've been made. Now I'm not going to say that I'm a born again Weezer fan, 'cause I don't even think such a thing exists, but I really enjoy this song. And most of the reason why is probably because they made this video with some of the best internet stars around. And it was kinda cool to see them recreate and participate with the band.
Things I feel worth mentioning...
Numa Numa
The dramatic prairie dog
All your base
Kevin Federline diggin' the jam
Light saber drumsticks. Damn I wish I had a pair of those.
The hummping banana
Charlie the unicorn
A catchy (new) Weezer song???
Dimp Is AMAZING
Dimp is a video player prototype that allows you to browse video by directly dragging their content. You'll see.
You're F*cking Joking Right?
So we all know how horrible Scarlett Johansson sings and how equally horrible every second of her first single is, but apparently according to one of the music industry's toughest critics...it's being called "the coolest movie/rock crossover album in the history of celebrity cash-ins". Yeah. I just shit myself too. Click pic of Scarlett in a magical hat made out of her voice for the article.
Flame: The Most Advanced Walking Robot
"Flame" is the name of a walking robot designed and built by TU Delft PhD student Daan Hobbelen.
"By mimicking the way that humans actually fall forward when walking, this robot comes insanely close to the real thing. Usually, walking robots are energy-hungry propositions, but this is the first that's both efficient and stable. Inside Flame are seven motors and a balance "organ" loaded with stability algorithms. By measuring each step, the robot adjusts stance width, speed, and gait on the go."
Here's a video of Flame going for a stroll, and I've got to admit...he's definitely better at walking than the guy beside him.
"By mimicking the way that humans actually fall forward when walking, this robot comes insanely close to the real thing. Usually, walking robots are energy-hungry propositions, but this is the first that's both efficient and stable. Inside Flame are seven motors and a balance "organ" loaded with stability algorithms. By measuring each step, the robot adjusts stance width, speed, and gait on the go."
Here's a video of Flame going for a stroll, and I've got to admit...he's definitely better at walking than the guy beside him.
What. A. Jackass.
Okay. Jackass posts pic of his stupid-ass self on Craigslist. Website finds his ad, and posts it on their website. Jackass hears of this, calls website to bitch and moan about it, makes himself look like an even bigger JACKASS. Click pic.
Numa Numa: The Scary Version
If you don't know what Numa Numa is, well, you can just go look that up.
Thursday, May 22, 2008
Eating Rice Through a Straw
A friend's son had trouble eating rice, using chopsticks. This was the brilliant solution.
Hloy Carp! Play Guitar Hero AND Rock Band On PS2 AND PS3?! No RLY!
Ant Commandos has just announced the first guitar that can support both games on multiple platforms. Their Double Range Guitar plays PS2 and PS3 versions of both Guitar Hero (I, II and III) and Rock Band.
All the functionality is retained, like a second set of Rock Band solo buttons near the strum bar and distortion effects, plus you get some nice extras like wireless functionality and a fucking belt clip that lets you spin the guitar in 360s like ZZ TOP! I just wet myself! Available now for $59.99. Click pic for more details.
All the functionality is retained, like a second set of Rock Band solo buttons near the strum bar and distortion effects, plus you get some nice extras like wireless functionality and a fucking belt clip that lets you spin the guitar in 360s like ZZ TOP! I just wet myself! Available now for $59.99. Click pic for more details.
Long Night? Let Alka-Seltzer Help You. Wait...What?
Live through the next morning with a little help form Alka-Seltzer Wake-Up Call ($5).
These effervescent tablets have ingredients that will relieve the headache and fatigue that comes with the average hangover after a long night out. This might come in handy since da ladies can't keep up with my booze-houndery. So the next day I can roll over and them a couple of these with a glass of water. Which is totally perfect, 'cause it's for children 12 and older.
Update:
These effervescent tablets have ingredients that will relieve the headache and fatigue that comes with the average hangover after a long night out. This might come in handy since da ladies can't keep up with my booze-houndery. So the next day I can roll over and them a couple of these with a glass of water. Which is totally perfect, 'cause it's for children 12 and older.
Update:
Why Does Shia LeBeouf Sporting a Moustache?
Here's the trailer for his new movie "Eagle Eye" which premiered last night before Indiana Jones. Basically it looks like they extended the scene were Neo's in the office talking to Morpheus on the cell phone. But add a moustache. A nice moustachio.
Don't get me wrong. That doesn't look half bad. But, it doesn't look as good as "No."
Don't get me wrong. That doesn't look half bad. But, it doesn't look as good as "No."
Too-Much-Time-On-Your-Hands Music Video Is Neat
This is a music video made for "Again and Again" by The Bird & The Bee that I saw last week or so. I was going to post it because I enjoy the song so much, but couldn't really get past the chick's horrible lip sync. But then I saw all the programs they uesd to make this and thought it was worth posting.
Here's SOME of the programs used: • iTunes • Microsoft Word • iChat • Stickies • Photoshop CS3 • iPhoto • Quicktime Player • Screensaver • Illustrator • Time Machine • Spaces • Flip4Mac • Flash CS3 • Mplayer • Real Player • Cinematize • iTunes Store
Pretty neat. But what would be even neater is if I could figure out what exactly that chick wants me to do to her again and again. If it's something lame like rubbing her feet, she can forget about that shit. Foot fetish people give me the creeps. Now armpits and the back of the knees -- those are respectable fetishes. Maybe she wants me to do the Pterodactyl! Because if she does, she's in luck. I never get tired of that. You should really try it some time. Whenever you're on top just hold the sheet in your outstretched arms and flap it like a giant wing while yelling, "CAW CAW!" Trust me, it's the most sensual thing a woman can ever experience.
Here's SOME of the programs used: • iTunes • Microsoft Word • iChat • Stickies • Photoshop CS3 • iPhoto • Quicktime Player • Screensaver • Illustrator • Time Machine • Spaces • Flip4Mac • Flash CS3 • Mplayer • Real Player • Cinematize • iTunes Store
Pretty neat. But what would be even neater is if I could figure out what exactly that chick wants me to do to her again and again. If it's something lame like rubbing her feet, she can forget about that shit. Foot fetish people give me the creeps. Now armpits and the back of the knees -- those are respectable fetishes. Maybe she wants me to do the Pterodactyl! Because if she does, she's in luck. I never get tired of that. You should really try it some time. Whenever you're on top just hold the sheet in your outstretched arms and flap it like a giant wing while yelling, "CAW CAW!" Trust me, it's the most sensual thing a woman can ever experience.
The Love Of My Life Has Been Re-mixed
Remember that crazy beeyotch on the train that went nuts on some little old lady? Yeah, that hot lady. She's been re-mixed.
Awesome!: A Bunch Of People Getting Punched In Slow-motion
My favorite is the fucking douchebag with the shades and the cell phone. Click pic.
Suffer, Suffer
"Fallen Souls" by Ours
This is one of the bands that, in the very early 2000s, made me realize that whatever was on the radio (save for a handfull of bands) was complete and utter shit. Ours is led by Jimmy Gnecco who never got the recognition he deserved because of his resembalance to Jeff Buckley. Which really sucks since I can only think of two good J.B. songs (yeah, yeah...like I really give a shit what your indie-ass thinks). Here's the first song off the first cd, "Fallen Souls." It's not really impressive, but when you listen to the album, it's not. When he starts belting shit out...that's when you know you found something. What you're looking for here is the enormous scream at 3:00, which is better on the album (which you'd be damn lucky to find). Let's see YOU do that Mr. Karaoke Man.
This is one of the bands that, in the very early 2000s, made me realize that whatever was on the radio (save for a handfull of bands) was complete and utter shit. Ours is led by Jimmy Gnecco who never got the recognition he deserved because of his resembalance to Jeff Buckley. Which really sucks since I can only think of two good J.B. songs (yeah, yeah...like I really give a shit what your indie-ass thinks). Here's the first song off the first cd, "Fallen Souls." It's not really impressive, but when you listen to the album, it's not. When he starts belting shit out...that's when you know you found something. What you're looking for here is the enormous scream at 3:00, which is better on the album (which you'd be damn lucky to find). Let's see YOU do that Mr. Karaoke Man.
A Photo a Day
I present to you an amazing collection of photos. From March 31, 1979 through October 25, 1997. There’s no author listed, no contact info, and no other indication as to where these came from. Unfortunately, the original website that these were posted on has been taken down.
When you first get the idea of this, you think it's amazing. But when you actually see the pictures and get more involved in the story it becomes deeper than you initially thought it could have been.
The photo above is from May 2nd, 1997, when something "bad happened." Click pic.
When you first get the idea of this, you think it's amazing. But when you actually see the pictures and get more involved in the story it becomes deeper than you initially thought it could have been.
The photo above is from May 2nd, 1997, when something "bad happened." Click pic.
Ingenius: The Re-sealable Can
Sometimes an invention comes along that is so simple, awesome, and bound to change the world of canned drinking so drastically that you just have to stop and ponder, "Why didn't I think of that?" Well this isn't one of those, but it is can related. Introducing the Resealable Can by Ukranian inventor Johan De Broyer!
"You pop the top as usual with this design, and then when you want to re-seal it, you turn the pop top tab and it completely closes up the can again, good as new."
Now I know what you're thinking, "I'm a big boy/girl, I can drink a whole can of beer/soda, so why would I ever need to reseal one?" You know why???
Click awesome invention pic for more.
"You pop the top as usual with this design, and then when you want to re-seal it, you turn the pop top tab and it completely closes up the can again, good as new."
Now I know what you're thinking, "I'm a big boy/girl, I can drink a whole can of beer/soda, so why would I ever need to reseal one?" You know why???
Click awesome invention pic for more.
Wednesday, May 21, 2008
If You Absolutely Hate Your Dog...
...get it one of these awesome wigs.
Prices range from $30 - $50 and you should be ashamed if you even for one second considered buying one. And since dogs can't talk, I'll translate what they think of the idea. "Fuck you. Seriously, I'd rather be raped by the cat." Click HERE and HERE for many, many more wig pics.
Prices range from $30 - $50 and you should be ashamed if you even for one second considered buying one. And since dogs can't talk, I'll translate what they think of the idea. "Fuck you. Seriously, I'd rather be raped by the cat." Click HERE and HERE for many, many more wig pics.
Join ANONYMOUS In the Peaceful Protest Against Scientology On June 14th
A few months ago I posted a video or two by a group called "Anonymous" which had aims to destroy the Church of Scientology and told them to "be very wary of the 10th of February." Apparently they've been having protests. So, good for them. Here's a video about what's gone on recently and you can see the other videos HERE and HERE.
Feist + Norah Jones = Yael Naim
"New Soul" by Yael Naim
I'm not quite sure why I'm posting this video. I've watched it twice. And I guess, it's a cool idea. The song is kinda catchy, so that's worth it. In this video Yael teaches you how to indie-fy your new apartment. Then she starts ruining her paintings by drawing donuts on people. Then...OH!...SURPRISE!!! It's magic!!! Let's float on our magical donuts after our "bayou parade," and short visit with a boring chick to a giant room where we can dance about in sequence with another chick that wrote a similar/better song.
I'm not quite sure why I'm posting this video. I've watched it twice. And I guess, it's a cool idea. The song is kinda catchy, so that's worth it. In this video Yael teaches you how to indie-fy your new apartment. Then she starts ruining her paintings by drawing donuts on people. Then...OH!...SURPRISE!!! It's magic!!! Let's float on our magical donuts after our "bayou parade," and short visit with a boring chick to a giant room where we can dance about in sequence with another chick that wrote a similar/better song.
The Hot Sauce Of the Month Club
If you love trying new hot sauces, take the guesswork out of your tests with the Hot Sauce of the Month Club ($17/mo.; $205/yr.).
Great for yourself or as a gift, each month's sauce is hand-selected from a group of award-winning hot sauces by a panel of taste-testing pros. In addition, club members receive special discounts when re-ordering any of the monthly selections, letting you grab an extra bottle (or five) of your favorites. You might also want to order some of the ice-stick makers in the pic below. No, not for your water bottles...
Click pepper pic for more on the Hot Sauce Club.
Great for yourself or as a gift, each month's sauce is hand-selected from a group of award-winning hot sauces by a panel of taste-testing pros. In addition, club members receive special discounts when re-ordering any of the monthly selections, letting you grab an extra bottle (or five) of your favorites. You might also want to order some of the ice-stick makers in the pic below. No, not for your water bottles...
Click pepper pic for more on the Hot Sauce Club.
Creator Of N*Sync & Backstreet Boys Gets 25 Years In Prison
No, not for creating those groups, but for fraud and conspiracy charges in connection with a decades-long investment scam. Bye, bye, bye. Click pic.
The Ten Most Awesome NBA Playoff Plays By Larry Bird
Yeah, that's right. I just said those 10 plays were done by a white man.
Tuesday, May 20, 2008
I Think I'm In Love
This may be the funniest thing I'll see all week. This "urban beauty" on the subway knows how to handle her shit against an old lady. Bonus: with subtitles. It's obnoxious and hilarious.
New Dark Night Poster With Featuring The Joker
A new Dark Knight poster has hit the web, featuring Heath Ledger as the Joker. The poster reveals one of the Joker’s key strategies, rolling up on you diagonally and exploding stuff with mind bullets.
I can only hope Chris Nolan decides to shoot the explosions in slow motion, from as many angles as possible. I wish I could watch all the cool stuff I ever do in slow motion and from multiple angles. It would make the two seconds I last in bed seem that much more important. Click pic for full poster.
I can only hope Chris Nolan decides to shoot the explosions in slow motion, from as many angles as possible. I wish I could watch all the cool stuff I ever do in slow motion and from multiple angles. It would make the two seconds I last in bed seem that much more important. Click pic for full poster.
Greta Scaachi Thinks Bill Murray Is Crap
I don't know who the hell Greta Scaachi is, but she recently told a story about Bill Murray in the Telegraph, so I guess she's semi-worth mentioning. Story goes that Bill asked for her number at a casting meeting for an unnamed film.
"He asked for it in front of everyone," she says. "It was important to show the team that there was chemistry between their two putative stars. 'Yeah, sure, come over tonight,' I said, doing what I was expected to do. And, sure enough, Murray came round. I had an eclectic collection of friends in my apartment and we were cooking, playing music, dancing, all completely stoned. He just sat on a sofa, out of his depth.
He was wearing his stupid farmer's boots, a lumberjack shirt and looking like the country bumpkin from the Midwest that he really always was. And he left, shaking his head, and I never had to see him again."
Wait a second. Let me get this straight. So...he asked for your phone number. Then called you. Then showed up to the party YOU invited him to? And he didn't fit in with your stupid-ass pretentious hippie friends...so he LEFT??? MAN! What a dick. I used to like him, but boy, now he seems like a real Hollywood A-hole.
Greta. You're a shithead.
"He asked for it in front of everyone," she says. "It was important to show the team that there was chemistry between their two putative stars. 'Yeah, sure, come over tonight,' I said, doing what I was expected to do. And, sure enough, Murray came round. I had an eclectic collection of friends in my apartment and we were cooking, playing music, dancing, all completely stoned. He just sat on a sofa, out of his depth.
He was wearing his stupid farmer's boots, a lumberjack shirt and looking like the country bumpkin from the Midwest that he really always was. And he left, shaking his head, and I never had to see him again."
Wait a second. Let me get this straight. So...he asked for your phone number. Then called you. Then showed up to the party YOU invited him to? And he didn't fit in with your stupid-ass pretentious hippie friends...so he LEFT??? MAN! What a dick. I used to like him, but boy, now he seems like a real Hollywood A-hole.
Greta. You're a shithead.
Hold On To Your Chonies
It's time for shots now that Jose Cuervo has released the 1800 Select Silver Tequila. This is sure to make your stomach feel like you've got a bunch of Mexican jumping beans in it. Or semen. Whatever you're into I guess. It's double-distilled for clarity and blended with a touch of aged tequila (a process unusual for a silver tequila). It comes packaged in a great glass bottle with a glass stopper that (not many people know) doubles as a shot glass. AND it's 100 proof.
This has got me pretty excited and I can't wait to get on my Pee Wee Herman shoes and do a seductive little dance. Click pic to jump to the sleek and stylish site.
This has got me pretty excited and I can't wait to get on my Pee Wee Herman shoes and do a seductive little dance. Click pic to jump to the sleek and stylish site.
Hloy Carp! Do You Remember THIS Song?
"Feed the Tree" by Belly
For many, the answer is a big FAT "no."
For many, the answer is a big FAT "no."
Monday, May 19, 2008
Awesome: Follow-up On Bill O'Reilly's Freak-out
I posted this video the other day of Bill O'Reilly have a teleprompter problem and him being a complete jackass about it.
And here's the awesome video of him and the producer...
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And here's the awesome video of him and the producer...
See more funny videos at CollegeHumor
F*ck Planet Earth
This was taken from the amazing BBC "Planet Earth" series. I almost started crying.
"I've Finally Let You Go"
My iPod has been acting up on me for some reason and has been playing this song rather frequently in the last month. I can't seem to get this song out of my head on some days. So, maybe, I can get rid of it by posting it on here. Although it's got a completey diffent meaning behind it for me, here's the story behind it...
And here's a better sounding performace of this great song. You can either watch this horrible video that goes better with the song than the other vids I found, or just close your eyes and listen 'cause this dude's a gross looking geek.
And here's a better sounding performace of this great song. You can either watch this horrible video that goes better with the song than the other vids I found, or just close your eyes and listen 'cause this dude's a gross looking geek.
Your Crazy Double Knock Out For the Day
I can't really see how this happens and would call it a fake, BUT, someone else recorded this on their cell phone's "shit-cam" which is a term I'm going to use from now on.
WTF Video Of the Day: Oprah and Her Batsh*t Crazy Audience
So Oprah has this occasional gift giveaway of her favorite things from time to time and these chicks know they're in for something good when they're in the audience for this show. Watch.
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Student/Teacher Sex: Allen James Cole
He: 34. She: 18. And twenty times in 5 days. Giggity. Click pic.
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