Hold On To Your Chonies

It's time for shots now that Jose Cuervo has released the 1800 Select Silver Tequila. This is sure to make your stomach feel like you've got a bunch of Mexican jumping beans in it. Or semen. Whatever you're into I guess. It's double-distilled for clarity and blended with a touch of aged tequila (a process unusual for a silver tequila). It comes packaged in a great glass bottle with a glass stopper that (not many people know) doubles as a shot glass. AND it's 100 proof.


This has got me pretty excited and I can't wait to get on my Pee Wee Herman shoes and do a seductive little dance. Click pic to jump to the sleek and stylish site.